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WHATS A DITTYBOT?

A Dittybot is a perfectly-crafted custom song celebrating anything. Birthdays. Anniversaries. Roasts. Love stories. Company jingles. Inside jokes that deserve their own anthem.

Not really a bot, Eighty Bugg turns real stories into ditty's — funny, heartfelt, strange, or celebratory —  and always catchy and personal. 

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HOW IT WORKS

  1. A few questions help capture the important moments, quirks, and memories.

  2. 80Bugg writes the song
    Crafted lyrics and melody tailored to the person or brand.

  3. Recorded or delivered
    A finished ditty.

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ITS TOO SIMPLE

You tell the story.
I find the hook.
The song writes itself. (not really)

Most custom songs take a moment to spark and then get shaped into something real, catchy, and personal.

A tiny song.
Built from a real life.
Written by someone who’s been doing this for decades.

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STORY IN SONG

Can you imagine giving anything more special than the story of someone's life in a song. 
 

Pair your original song with a live Bellagram delivery for maximum surprise and delight.
 

Commercial Ditties
Catchy micro-songs for businesses, podcasts, events, or brands.

 

Tiny Songs for Big Moments
Inside jokes. Team victories. Weird family traditions. If you think it deserves a hook, we’ll write one.

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WHY DITTYBOT

Because the person writing your song isn’t guessing.

Eighty Bugg brings more than 20 years of professional songwriting to your story.

• Gold record songwriter
• 100+ songs placed in film & television
• Decades of writing songs that land fast and stick

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START YOUR SONG

Commission a Dittybot by Bugg
and turn a life story into a song.

Or if you just want a song that exists hit up BellagramTelegrams.com for a live in person cover tune.

“I sent 80Bugg a story that honestly could have turned into a breakup novel. Instead, she turned the whole mess into this quirky, funny little song that somehow captured everything without making it heavy. It was sweet, self-aware, and completely disarming. I sent it to my boyfriend… and he called me laughing. We talked, worked it out, and yes — he took me back. I still can’t believe a song helped fix what felt impossible.”

Kay B.

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